Saturday, April 4, 2026 
Update RE: Twitter Verification
Editor’s note: The Consigliere communicated the following regarding Mr. V’s ongoing negotiations with twitter re: his verification:
“I am talking to the general counsel of twitter regarding Mr. Volatility’s negotiations to have them verify that he is not verified. cont’d..They are confused as to how to draft the legal language of the contract. I told them to revert to the inverse so they are opposite cont’d…where they started. It is there they may find a way out of the paradox. @twitter @vinnie_vega @fakexfactor #law
