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Abstract: Marketing opinion on gaining Twitter followers.

At times I have felt that Twitter followers may have fear of following me because I create too much content. To which I say: go ahead and follow me anyway. After you do, it’ll be all right.

Inverting the way you think may actually help you gain followers as opposed to the reverse.

When I am connecting with others in a social setting, I prefer to be on the internet. At the quantum level, we are all connected. The internet and social media are a bridge to that connectedness. As we progress and build social media infrastructure, we better understand each other and the telepathic revelations that result.

Telepathy

Given my status as a money manager to superheroes, I am interested in all things green, including green energy. Here is a link via Fresh Dialogues to an interview with Bloom Energy CEO and founder KR Sridhar: Power to the People with Bloom Energy. Rumor has it that Bloom is going to make an impact on the energy all around us.

“Bloom is a silicon valley based flexible fuel cell maker which aims to do for the energy industry what cell phones did for communications.”

Meanwhile, back at the office, I continue to be highly addicted to the internet. You can understand my trouble. I am, after all, convinced that I am a computer and a marketed product–the result of an algorithmic breakthrough by the AI community of the future (or past). Imagine how tough it is for me to go offline.

My addiction has me projecting my fears onto my health, but my mechanic gave me a clean bill just other day. She said that my real time operating system is stable–which I already new seeing that it is UNIX based and I programmed it–and that everything seemed secure.

“Enough about the electrical stuff,” I said to her. “Tell me how my user interface is?”

“Great,” she said, “and you always make me laugh, Vinnie.”

“I always will,” I said on my way out the door.