Fund Raising Through Micro Payments

The other day I was doing some R&D on my comedy. I crowdsourced the enterprise solution to a couple friends: one man and one woman. During the 360 degree review process, we ended up in a virtual loop. We danced our way out of the loop by settling the score on the dance floor. After that, we laughed about the fact that we were able to virtualize our code base out of the loop with our modular solution–the dance floor. Then, I mentioned that as great as this all sounds, the solution to the virtual loop was an offline solution. While we were dancing, none of us were online. To further our use of the internet, we need to motivate each other toward online solutions–not off. At this point everyone was confused and I started to not care so I gave the Web 2.0 grad students a break and told them the following:

Just because the dance floor solution seems offline, it may not be after all.

“How do you figure,” asked one of them.

Because while they were dancing they may have been offline but they were being videotaped. All we have to do to take the solution online is to produce the video.

YouTube is one solution, but for extra credit send some thoughts to my office on the following:

Which virtual reality would you use for an optimized monetization scheme?

Submit your thoughts to me telepathically after grading yourself. If you feel that I made you laugh, tell some social media about my T-shirts and help me monetize my alter egos.